Welcome to arseache records.

We are the most transparent record label in the business, and we are 100% honest with what we do.

If we consider your material good enough for arseache then we will happily consider adding you to our books.

We will charge you a monthly fee* for the privilege of signing up to us, but not guarantee you any paid gigs, record sales or music streaming playlists.

You may even lose money when we sign you up to play at festivals for a few hundred quid but as your expenses will undoubtedly be more than this, you'll have to put
your hand in your pocket.

You may get a free beer or some snacks just before you pay though. But as you know, it's all about exposure!

We will help you with recording, mixing and mastering your own material with our resident sound producer Zach for a small fee* as well as filming and producing videos to go with it.

But the companies we recommend (and you have to use) are all our mates, overpriced  and we earn a % from all you pay them for.
Or we may also sign you up for an online guide, where we earn 50% in affiliate fees ( but as arseache is different to the rest, we won't forget to mention this )